Remember when your parents would facetiously ask, “If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?” Well, that questions plays out every day on the internet, and its called Twitter. In its brief history, Twitter’s created social change, grassroots movements, and awareness for global issues. It’s also where you can find terrorist activity, bullying, and the overall depths of human vitriol. You can catch up on sports, politics, and world news all while learning five new dick jokes during your morning coffee. Twitter is not a thing; it is merely a place to put and find things. However, on occasion Twitter will buzz with activity on a single topic,…

BY FRANK RUSSO (@ComedyRusso) Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? How many times can a politician imply that “if you’re not terrified of ISIS, you’re a pussy” before realizing that literally makes no sense? Why are religious zealots so concerned with the unborn, yet have no sympathy for the living? How does Scientology exist in the information age when there are people still alive who know how its creator liked his coffee? If wages are stagnant and profits are at record highs, why did a Big Mac combo jump from $5 to almost $10 within my lifetime? Do privatization advocates who say “rising tides…