10 Very Torontonian First World Problems

BY BEATRIZ SANCHEZ

For anyone who understands the pain of living in multicultural  Toronto.

1) “I want to look hot for my date but snow made my hair wet and I look fat with my winter coat on.”

2) “I couldn’t understand what my new immigrant hairstylist was trying to say and my hair looks ugly now.”

3) “I want to let my friends know I’m on my way but there’s no reception on the TTC!”

4) “Tried BlogTo’s Top 10 New Sushi Restaurants in Toronto and they all sucked.”

5) “Missed St. George Station, got off on Spadina and now I have to walk through the hallway.”

6) “I don’t have any alcohol to bring to my friend’s house party because I left work at 8. Damn LCBO closes at 6.”

7) “My Canada Goose Jacket is too warm for the subway.”

8) “I bought a pair of black boots two weeks ago and wore them in the snow. They aren’t so black anymore.”

9) “I’m always late for work because the Tim Horton’s line is too damn long in the morning.”

10) “Todays is laundry day and I have no quarters.”