10 + 2 Hilarious Times WeRateDogs Rated Something that “Wasn’t” a Dog

WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) is a humour-based twitter account that rates adorable dogs on a scale of 1 to 10 (though most dogs end up exceeding the scale and coming it at 12 or 13). With likely hundreds of thousands of photo submissions coming over the years, WeRateDogs has enjoyed teasing followers by occasionally complaining about pictures of “not” dogs being sent in. Here are 10 of the more entertaining examples plus two actual “dogs”.

1. “Traffic Cone” Dog

We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in traffic cones. They’re there for a reason. Just drive around it. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/fTomgF6u9A

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 26, 2020

2. “Golden Carpet Worm” Dog

Not again. We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in Golden Carpet Worms. We don’t know what to do with them. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/CfTS4YEGsW

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 24, 2018

3. “Bear Cub” Dog

We actually only rate dogs. We don’t rate curious bear cubs who like little chin scratches. Thank you. Please only send dogs… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/r6piO9SIJW

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 19, 2019

4. “Snowflake” Dog

We don’t rate snowflakes. We only rate dogs. This is a very straightforward system. Not sure how it hasn’t melted yet. Pretty impressive tbh. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/SC5POeTTBr

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 25, 2018

5. “Invisible” Dog

Very funny April Fools’ joke guys, but seriously please stop sending in pics without dogs in them. We only rate dogs. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/x0FQHJh7uy

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 1, 2019

6. “Jesus” Dog

We only rate dogs. This is clearly Jesus. Please send in dogs. It really isn’t complicated. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/xw55QmPCoO

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 8, 2019

7. “Pumpkin” Dog

Listen, I know it’s the first day of fall, and that’s very exciting, but we still only rate dogs. Please don’t send in pupkin patches. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/mNnyzvSIcC

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 23, 2019

8. “Leaf” Dog

We only rate dogs. Not sure why you’d bother sending in pics without a dog in them. That’s a pretty good leaf pile though… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/yvQcFftjdK

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 28, 2019

9. “Ghost” Dog

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you… 12/10 pic.twitter.com/FPVHjtyPge

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 29, 2018

10. “Tornado” Dog

We only rate dogs. Please don’t send in category F4 tornadoes. They’re very dangerous. Thank you… 12/10 would still pet pic.twitter.com/KMWXU5t9dw

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 26, 2018

11. Spiky “Dog”

This is Henry. He enjoys car rides. Gave a little fist pump when told he could pick the music. 13/10 would protect at all costs pic.twitter.com/1gkrKENP3o

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 2, 2018

12. Hoppy “Dog”

This is Raisin. He enjoys late afternoon beach walks. Seems to hop more than the other dogs. Must be rare. 12/10 would still boop pic.twitter.com/kh4996cj5N

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 6, 2018